“You’re huge and you’re loud. It’s like sleeping with Rush Limbaugh.” – Jay Pritchett, played by Ed O’Neill, to his wife Gloria, played by Sofia Vergara, who is pregnant on “Modern Family.” 

“It was magical. It was an unforgettable evening.” –  Justin Timberlake on his wedding to actress Jessica Biel. The couple got married Friday in Italy.

“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again – just watch. He can do much better.” – Donald Trump’s tweeted advice to “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson. Pattinson and “Twilight” co-star Stewart reportedly got back together after Stewart cheated on him with Rupert Sanders, director of “Snow White and the Huntsman.”

“How could you not find him? … Because he’s hard to find. If he was easy to find, the books would be called ‘There’s Waldo.’” – Sheldon Cooper, played by Jim Parsons, questioning Leonard Hofstadter, played by Johnny Galecki, about his ability to find Waldo on “The Big Bang Theory.”

“My first fake pregnancy rumor! I’ve finally made it!” – Lea Michele’s tweeted response to rumors that she is pregnant. Michele is dating “Glee” co-star Cory Monteith.

“I feel like I am starting over even though I’ve had all these years behind me. How many people get to (start) over again in this day and age? People look at you and go, ‘Why are you struggling?’ No one can quite understand why you hurt so badly.” – LeAnn Rimes to Katie Couric, on her trip to rehab for anxiety and stress.