“I can’t tell if it’s because of my association with Dior or because I’m older, but I’ve started moisturizing. It’s been a quite profound change in my life.” — Robert Pattinson to The Wall Street Journal 

“Miley Cyrus could never live in the kind of cold we’re having here in NYC. Can you imagine all the poles her tongue would get stuck to? — Joan Rivers on Twitter.

“The only crazy part of Justin Bieber arrest is that he was ‘popping anti-depressants all day.’ Anti-depressants take like 3 months to work.” — Lena Dunham on Twitter. 

“God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.” — Katy Perry, referring to her breasts, to GQ magazine.