@aguywithnolife: Nick Cannon is trending directly under #WorstRapLineEver. Coincidence? I think not. (May 14) @FauxJohnMadden: Kobe’s teammates shouldn’t worry about getting the flu.. he probably won’t pass that to them either. (May 10) @NorthShorePrblm: They aren’t letting high schoolers into Dillo Day #northshoreproblems. (May 7) @CleverLinguist: I’ll bet Einstein was the first person to discover Adderall, and just didn’t tell anyone else about it. That’d explain his productivity. (May 16) @xtinajameson: Naughty Girl by Beyonce is playing in the Plex dining hall while I’m eating a mystery casserole. Now I feel SEXY! (May 12)

Your Two Cents

What is the most important thing you’ve learned over the years about the opposite gender? Lisa Mao, WCAS ’13 said… “Sometimes they say cute things. Sometimes they do cute things. Sometimes they are cute.” Greg Uzelac, Comm and WCAS ’13 said... “As much as you think you are on the same page as your female counterpart, you’re not. You can be 99 percent on the same page, but never 100 percent. But it’s that 1 percent that actually makes most relationships work.” What physical feature do you love most about yourself? Mary Gulino, Comm ’14 said… “I have good hair. But it’s a double-edged sword because I have good hair everywhere.” Peter Cleary, WCAS ’15 said… “My nose because it reminds me of my family. All the Cleary men have big schnozzes.”