Northwestern University and Evanston's Only Daily News Source Since 1881

The Daily Northwestern

Northwestern University and Evanston's Only Daily News Source Since 1881

The Daily Northwestern

Northwestern University and Evanston's Only Daily News Source Since 1881

The Daily Northwestern

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Creating his own new challenges

Dominance.

That, in a word, defines my absolute ownage of this competition — winning three of the four weeks.

Nonetheless, I have learned from the Houston Astros that a 3-1 lead is not a safe thing, so I must press on to further embarrass these losers.

First off, everyone was above-.500 last week. Obviously some of the wisdom is rubbing off. Still, there are substantial flaws.

Robert, the Purdue “Chicken” joke score wasn’t funny the first time, let alone the fourth time. I implore Tania to use her editorial powers to remove any pick that features that (not) funny score.

Zach, if your SAT scores were anything like your Forecasters’ winning percentage, I think we both know why Notre Dame sent you a nice, thin envelop with a rejection letter inside.

Tania, I again commend you

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