The best thing I’ve ever done is surround myself with people who love to dance.  My freshman year friends have never said “no” to a karaoke song. They always dutifully sway along to my off-key...

I was cursed with a three-letter name.  Don’t get me wrong, I love being an Ivy. Honestly, I feel a little territorial of the name — I  believe it fully encapsulates my true spirit more than it...

The Daily Northwestern · Joke Walk: The 15-minute mass and performative productivity Dear God, I love efficiency.  I like to live my life at two-times speed. On walks with my friends, I will often...

The Daily Northwestern · Joke Walk: My DJ (e)X It was day two, hour four of sorority rush. Sitting in the living room of a house I knew I would be dropped from hours later because I didn’t have the...

The Daily Northwestern · Joke Walk: Going up?   Over Winter Break, my parents took me out to dinner. We rode the elevator down from the restaurant. It was packed to the point we were likely...