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Northwestern University and Evanston's Only Daily News Source Since 1881

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Here We Go Again: Quotes of the Week

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Jeff Probst comments on his “Two and a Half Men” appearance.

“I’m not typically walking around naked with a plate of bacon. I don’t really eat bacon.” — “Survivor” host Jeff Probst on his “Two and a Half Men” guest appearance.

“Nothing creates decision paralysis like the yoghurt section at the Whole Foods. I’ve been here for 10 minutes. I’m freezing to death.”   — Actress Felicia Day to her Twitter followers.

“Of course, obviously, the only concern with having a spire like that on top of a New York skyscraper is keeping stripper King Kong off of it.” — “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart on One World Trade Center. 

“Thank you, balloon animals, for letting children experience the lifecycle of pets even faster than usual.” — Jimmy Fallon shares his #ThankYouNoteFriday on Twitter. 

— Chanel Vargas

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