Playboy Enterprises is going private for financial reasons. How should they fundraise?

Mandatory nude dress code for “fundraising events.” – Felicia Spahr

Obviously, wet T-shirt volleyball tournament. Or Hugh Hefner on ‘Dancing With The Stars.’ – Carlton Barzon

Stockholder meetings are now Bring Your Own Bunny. – Lauren Lindstrom

Pillow fight! Pillow fight! Pillow fight! – Sharon Paravastu

Kanye West’s tweets now have a comic strip in “The New Yorker.” What other celebrities would you want to follow on Twitter?

Michael Jackson might have tweeted something like “SLEEPOVER!” or “Whose baby am I holding?” – Felicia Spahr

Ted Nugent. – Carlton Barzon

Brett Favre. Ew, wait. No one wants to see that. No one. – Lauren Lindstrom

Betty White. A salty-mouthed grandmother and new fangled technology? What could be better? – Sharon Paravastu

This was originally published in The Current, a weekly supplement to The Daily Northwestern.