At least half of you aren’t reading this right now.
No, that’s probably a vast overestimate — there’s probably about a third of you Northwestern students out there who have picked up The Daily today, and the majority of you did so to fill out the crossword during lecture. So, really, this is for the 15 or so stragglers still reading — stop.
No, seriously, don’t continue because all you’ll be doing is perpetuating your stereotype as someone who, by virtue of the fact that you’re actually reading The Daily, works at The Daily.
See, us college kids have a huge problem of fitting into every college clich
