“I’m not typically walking around naked with a plate of bacon. I don’t really eat bacon.” — “Survivor” host Jeff Probst on his “Two and a Half Men” guest appearance. “Nothing creates...

This week in the lives of the rich and famous ... Angus T. Jones (better known as “that kid from Two and a Half Men’”) released a religious testimonial video Monday in which he slammed the show...

“(I regret) nothing because then I wouldn’t have been able to cry in scenes at the drop of a hat. I have it tattooed: Live without regrets. I’m not saying I wanted to go to a jail cell, but I’ve...

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'Whaaat?'”  — Phil Dunphy, played by Ty Burrell, reading from his book of life lessons “Phil’s-osophy” on "Modern Family." “Because...