“I am the recipient of a lot of backhanded compliments. … They’re like, ‘It’s so refreshing that Mindy feels comfortable to let herself go and be a fat sea monster!’” — Mindy Kaling on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

“There’s this unbelievable bias and prejudice against quote-unquote good-looking people, that they can’t be in pain or they can’t have rough lives or be deep or interesting.” — Rob Lowe to New York Times Magazine.

“Just learned I share a birthday with Michelle Bachman (sic). Anyone wanna switch?” — Zach Braff on Twitter.

“I associate that name with, like, pop stars. It sounds tacky. It’s lazy and flippant … There’s something insulting about it.” — Scarlett Johansson to Glamour magazine about her “ScarJo” nickname.

“Sharpie makes some excellent moustache enhancing implements.” — Nick Offerman on Reddit.

“I guess I’m just a model of how social media is tricky.” — James Franco on “Live! With Kelly and Michael” after he was exposed for hitting on a 17-year-old via Instagram.

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