“I’m willing to go on record as saying that I don’t drink people’s blood.” — Pharrell Williams, to Time Out London

“If I’m wearing a top, I don’t wear a bra. If I’m wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.” — Rihanna, to Vogue 

“You know what it’s called? A selfie!” — Barbara Walters, referring to vibrators, on “The View”

“A new study shows on average, men’s brains are larger than women’s. But the extra space is filled entirely with barbecue sauce.” — Conan O’Brien, to his Twitter followers

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