“I wanted a souvenir from Dillo Day, but I was too cheap to buy a T-shirt.”
-Medill freshman Rebecca Meiser, who sprained her wrist falling in a game of frisbee

“I guess I hit a low point when everything was out of my system.”
-Speech freshman Jenny Freedman, who had to cut short her Dillo Day to dance in Saturday night’s NUDE show

“It was an excellent conversation piece. I’m used to having unnecessary items in the room.”
-Weinberg sophomore Steve Blanck, who put a baby pool in his Bobb Hall connection room

“It was very ‘Lord of the Flies’ of them.”
-Weinberg freshman Ryan Anderson, about a group of students carrying around a pig’s head on a wooden stake

“Because this is a college and sometimes kids get drunk here.”
-A mother explaining to her young daughter why University Police was searching student’s bags

“Those are not cops. But as long as you don’t want to talk to them, yeah, they’re cops.”
-An employee of Luna Security Systems Inc., on whether two men walking their dogs were undercover police officers