“I want to say something to George Clooney that no woman has ever said to him, which is, ‘George, please, stop.’” — Amy Poehler, on “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”

“When I’m home with my kids I’m still just Academy Award winner Gwyneth Paltrow.” — Gwyneth Paltrow, on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”

“I’m a little over myself and wouldn’t blame anyone else for being over me as well.” — Bethenny Frankel, on her talk show being canceled.

“The world is round, people!” — Cate Blanchett, in her acceptance speech at the Academy Awards.

“Oh, we forgot one. Harold Ramis for ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’” — Bill Murray paying tribute to his late friend Ramis while presenting the Oscar for best cinematography. 

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