“MTV’s paying me today in ones, so we can all go to the strip club after this.” — Miley Cyrus after her performance on the network’s “Unplugged.”

“Just ‘cause you chew it and swallow it and poop it out doesn’t mean it’s food.” — Cameron Diaz about Taco Bell, to Self magazine.

“Guys, it happened. I met Beyonce. And she is an angel. And I am not worthy. And I will never stop shaking. #PatheticFanGirlOfTheYear” — Anna Kendrick on Twitter.

“Weird thing — everyone who went to the Grammys wound up married at the end — whether they wanted to or not. Steve Tyler is now Mrs. Ryan Seacrest.” — Jimmy Kimmel on his late-night talk show.