Jeff Probst comments on his “Two and a Half Men” appearance.
“I’m not typically walking around naked with a plate of bacon. I don’t really eat bacon.” — “Survivor” host Jeff Probst on his “Two and a Half Men” guest appearance.
“Nothing creates decision paralysis like the yoghurt section at the Whole Foods. I’ve been here for 10 minutes. I’m freezing to death.” — Actress Felicia Day to her Twitter followers.
“Of course, obviously, the only concern with having a spire like that on top of a New York skyscraper is keeping stripper King Kong off of it.” — “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart on One World Trade Center.
“Thank you, balloon animals, for letting children experience the lifecycle of pets even faster than usual.” — Jimmy Fallon shares his #ThankYouNoteFriday on Twitter.
— Chanel Vargas
