“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.” – Nick Offerman as his character Ron Swanson on “Parks and Recreation,” when asked whether he is afraid to eat the food at a bowling alley.
“@realjohngreen I stayed up til 4 finishing your book last night. I miss the Pittsburgh crew. Please tell them I say hi and send my love! Xx” – Actress Emma Watson on Twitter regarding John Green’s New York Times best-selling novel “The Fault in Our Stars” and the upcoming 2014 film adaptation of the book.
“*learns to play saxophone*
*sneaks into alpaca farm*
*waits for a full moon*
*plays saxophone solo*
*starts alpacalypse*
*everyone dies*” – Adam Young (@owlcity) sharing some late night plans with his Twitter followers.
“That’s Harry and Ron graffiti-ing the book, as you do to your schoolbooks. You do doodle on them, I always wrote all over mine. Teachers reading this will not be happy that I’m saying it, but you do, don’t you? So they’ve just scribbled things on them and said rude things in them, the name of their favourite Quidditch team and stuff in the book.” – British novelist J.K. Rowling on the extra markings within the pages of her books “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” and “Quidditch Through the Ages,” based on the textbooks mentioned in the Harry Potter series.