“You guys might not know this, but I am no Honey Boo Boo Child” – Jodie Foster at the 2013 Golden Globes. Her mysterious, semi-coming out speech left many audience members questioning what she meant.

“Well — he did not­.” – Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Monday, during a death-penalty case. The purpose of this statement, reportedly the first words out of his mouth on the bench in seven years, remains unknown.

“(The kidnapping was the) best thing that happened to me. I would have never gotten out of the abuse situation I was in.” – 20-year-old Katie Beers to the Associated Press. The New Yorker chronicled her life’s story on Dr. Phil Monday, explaining that time spent in a coffin-sized box saved her from time with adoptive parents.

“(Lance Armstrong) did not come clean in the manner that I expected” – Talk show host Oprah Winfrey on “CBS This Morning.”  Winfrey said Armstrong “mesmerized” her with his answers to doping allegations, though viewers will have to decide if his answers were contrite.