@_apat5: Thank you neighbor for practicing your ukulele at 1 am #nerdwestern (Feb. 9)

@kmulier: #iGotNoRespectForYou memes. Pictures say a thousand words…not 8 in huge white lettering. the death of personal interpretation? #ithinkyes (Feb. 11)

@lhelfrich: TAYLOR DID NOT WIN A GRAMMY FOR MEAN. NO. THAT HAS TO BE FAKE. #nailsonachalkboard (Feb. 12)

@askzorno: Just stood about 2 feet away from Morty #celebstatus (Feb. 14)

@efelland: Stranded on #Amtrak to Chicago behind a broken freight train. A Chinese bullet train this is not. #infrastructure (Feb. 14)

@djchanadian: I’ve caught the fever of Valentine’s day…literally. And my gift to myself has been delayed… #sick #foreveralone #<3 (Feb. 14)

@cxianet: I haven’t paid for a meal today and none of them were dates (Feb. 14)

@UtheMANskiy: Me and this kid both fell asleep in this class. However, I was not snoring. #winning (Feb. 14)