1. Adam Levine asked Fox News to stop playing his music this week. How should Fox respond?
Eunice Ro: Asking Fox News to stop picking up bad content and relaying it? Isn’t that like asking a fish not to swim?
Kris Anne Bonifacio: Get Bill O’Reilly to sing these lyrics: “We’ve said goodbye too many times before … And my heart is breaking in front of me, I have no choice because we won’t say goodbye anymore…”
Annie Chang: Look, for once, I don’t blame Fox. Every song Levine sings is like audio porn.
Chris Meyer: Call him a Nazi. Or a brownshirt. They both work.
2. John Lennon’s tooth is expected to sell for $16,000 at a London auction next month. What other celebrities should consider selling their famous body parts?
Eunice Ro: I would love to start an eBay war over whatever brown animal Blagojevich uses to keep his head warm.
Kris Anne Bonifacio: Lady Gaga’s poker face. All the gamblers in the world will go nuts. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Annie Chang: Denzel Washington should sell his big, huge, swelling … smile.
Chris Meyer: Paul McCartney should sell his right leg. He has a history with that kind of thing anyway.