Five Words For Octomom

Allison Lasher

Mother of 14, Nadya Suleman better known as the “Octomom” filed for bankruptcy Monday. The mega-mom claimed $1 million in debt, proving that selling your story can’t always pay the bills. The Daily and Current staffers respond: “Advice: Swift’s A Modest Proposal.” -Jillian Sandler “Kids aren’t actually priceless, Nadya.” -Steven Montero “Let Angelina adopt your kids!” -Derrick Clifton “She plans to do porn…” -Jacqueline Andriakos “Full house, empty wallet, yikes.” -Allison Lasher -Compiled by Allison Lasher