@laurasverchek: can’t seem to do anything productive.. it’s still break right? #indenial (Jan. 4)

@MattBellassai: You know you’ve created a scene in lecture when you’ve showered an entire row with a venti Starbucks. But it’s ok, I charged them each $2.25 (Jan. 5)

@FakeMorty: Northwestern is proud to announce the new NU Really Shallow Swimming Pool on the Norris Lawn (Jan. 6)

@andsilv: On the train with my professor creepin on her lecture notes #pleasenoquiztoday (Jan. 6)

@MHernandez13: That awkward moment when you put too much wasabi on your sushi and end up crying in the middle of @norriscenter. It was really good, though! (Jan. 8)

@AlexNitkin: As someone who holds grammar sacred, misplaced modifiers really bother me. @APStylebook #HellYeah201-1 (Jan. 8)