This week’s Useless Questions chats it up with Peter O’Neill, team captain of the Northwestern men’s soccer team. The men’s soccer team heads to the first round of the NCAA tournament on Thursday after winning both the Big Ten regular season title and the Big Ten Tournament title.

Would you rather find true love or win a million dollars?

Win a million dollars because with a million dollars, love is easier to find.

If the sorting hat happened to be placed on your head at Hogwarts, what house would you end up in?

Gryffindor, without a doubt.

What is your stance on reality television?

It’s worse than the black plague.

If you had to choose between staying in the same city for the rest of your life or never staying in the same place for more than a week, which would you choose?

Staying in the same city. And that city would be Fort Scott, Kansas.

– Alyssa Clough