Hooking up is a lot of fun. I’d say it’s like sitting in a hot tub while on a roller coaster … and also petting a cute baby animal. It’s just awesome.
But there are things that can turn hooking up into a not-so-fun time. Not being safe about it could really be a downer. Maybe you’re hooking up with the darty-tongue type who tongue bangs your mouth all day. Or even worse, the stoic type who is dead silent and closes their eyes the whole time. These are all things that can turn your hot tub roller coaster petting zoo party into that awful birthday party you had where someone busted the piñata before you even got a chance to swing and the candles on the cake set your hair on fire.
One mood killer that is totes avoidable (unlike the darty tongue – everyone meets that person at least once in their life) is the fear that you’re not doing so hot of a job, your partner isn’t really enjoying themselves and you just all around suck.
Worrying like that is basically a surefire way to make sure no one has any fun. So, avoid that shit by:
1. Asking your partner for advice. Too fast? Too tight? Too wet (but I don’t think that’s a real thing)? How easy peasy is that? The person whose input you want is right there, sucking your nipples! Ask them what they want, fool.
2. Sometimes people don’t really know what they like. Maybe they’re not so experienced, or just can’t really answer broad questions. Okay, no big. Here’s what you do: a whole lot of different stuff. Vary your game up and pay attention to how their body reacts. Not really sure what they liked and what they could do without? Ask them afterwards. Again, who better to ask than the person whose genitals you’re kissing?
3. Pay attention to your partner. Do they keep slowing you down? Do they keep shifting you somewhere? You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes about it or anything, but don’t ignore body language.
4. Remember, sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. Don’t stress.
The best thing you can do is talk to your partner. If you’re swallowing their cum you should probably be okay talking to them. It’ll make everything so much better, honest.
Get laid, Wildcats.
