This week’s Useless Questions talks to Stephanie Kim and Dani Chung from Project Pumpkin.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Stephanie: I wish it went to my Northwestern tuition…

Dani: The manufacture, production, distribution and consumption of Bagel Chips. The Everything flavor.

Would you rather spend a day with Justin Bieber or his girlfriend Selena Gomez?

Stephanie: Justin Bieber, just to make my Bieber-obsessed friend jealous.

Dani: Definitely the Biebs. We would eat Bagel Chips and he would teach me to dance.

Which Twilight character do you identify with most?

Stephanie: None. They’re vampires.

Dani: The nameless Asian classmate… because he’s Asian.

– Alyssa Clough