Where there’s smoke, there’s probably fire.
No, I’m not talking about a house fire. No, I’m not talking about Illinois coach Ron Zook’s favorite book growing up as a kid. We’re talking about college football betting.
As a fearless forecaster, you often feel guilty. Somehow, you’re facing the daunting task of being a Miss Cleo psychic to the college football world. (Call me now for your free reading on Northwestern’s season opener against Syracuse)
But at the same time, you work judiciously with your mind, as you smile at that glorious Duke game in Week 2. (Honey, I hate to tell ya, but the Duke Blue Devils aren’t winning any time soon.)
As I juggled these thoughts in my head, I went to the Internet for some advice on how to make these picks. Thankfully, I found the most reputable site I could – www.football-betting-college-odds.com.
I scrolled down to the center of the page and found the section I was looking for: Gamblers or prospective gamblers beware!
Tip 1: Most gambling hype you read, see, or hear in regard to sports betting is misinformed, erroneous or simply designed to take your money before you even place a bet.
That’s right, readers. Every pick you see to the right is misinformed, erroneous, or simply designed to take your money before you even place a bet. All checks can be sent to 1999 Campus Drive, Third Floor, Back Corner.
Tip 2: In order to be a successful sports bettor, you have to have skills in money management and play selection, a good attitude, and reasonable expectations as to what you can expect to win if you are
successful.
Boy, am I glad I know how to use Google. A) What a helpful site, and B) What better way to introduce our spring forecasters?
Jake Simpson manages his money wonderfully, never missing a cent on his Philly’s Best orders. Ben Larrison’s play selection is impeccable, excluding his choice to watch Boston Red Sox games on MLB.tv. My attitude is better than good – just look at that pasted fake smile and awkward hat in that mug. Philip Rossman-Reich is Mr. Realism, giving NU no guarantees at 7-5.
And Mr. Merchant? You know what, he’s just fearless.
Cheers to a great 2008 season.
