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Amy Weiss

If you’re too lazy to read what Ebert and Roeper thought of a movie, but the thumbs just don’t tell you enough, check out the Four Word Film Review.

Members post their summaries of flicks in four words or less, and viewers vote on their accuracy. This weekend’s number-one blockbuster, Silent Hill, was described, “thing of the hill,” and runner-up Scary Movie 4 as “scary movie; ‘four’ced laughs.” With over 15,000 films covered, the site also features classics. Watch out, professional critics –